Jowlz

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i said

“g’day bruce”

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i mean even if i ad suspension springs and redo the rear so theres no slop or slippage its still hard to get a monster to stay straight. im working on a project with a beefier rear end which should make her track like a rail.(crosses fingers)

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i mean even if i ad suspension springs and redo the rear so theres no slop or slippage its still hard to get a monster to stay straight. im working on a project with a beefier rear end which should make her track like a rail.(crosses fingers)

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vice city isnt that violent. i like games like that 🙂

battlefield vietnam is a great game. all you guys should get it.

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rrikey raggy!!! a rraustralian raying rooby roo??

http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Movies/03/31/q.a.scoobys.voice.ap/index.html

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how the hell do you keep a quad cell going straight? even after tons of special chassis love its very hard to get a good dual cell to track in a straight line.

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how the hell do you keep a quad cell going straight? even after tons of special chassis love its very hard to get a good dual cell to track in a straight line.

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man i thought that giant swarm of locusts hit your server room or some sh!t. good to see ya crazy aussies back in action.

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will it be “american friendly”? most of us are dumb:evil:

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“A tragic fire on Monday destroyed the personal library of President George
W. Bush. Both of his books have been lost. A presidential spokesman said
the President was devastated, as he had not finished coloring the second
one”.

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no comment

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ya but theres plenty o whackness here forsure. i dont like our mainstream culture much. the “merikan” philosophy is to make everything fit for everyone and you end up with some watered down shit that nobody really likes all that much.

and as far as the coffee ya starbucks is nasty. most grocery store coffee is nasty. and ya i dont really like filter coffee as much as the gritty stuff.

but we dont have swarms of locusts 🙂

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Ah so you are prepared to ruin a country for cheap petrol…?

no way dude. we did it because saddam houssein is satan’s gay lover. and well if you are enough of a dickhead to cheat on the prince of darkness why wouldnt you use nerve gas on the usa?

American coffee is the most awful stuff you can imagine.

hey!! not all of us drink maxwell ass. well i do sometimes because it is free but i know whats up with african beans.

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hey if we wouldnt have invaded iraq we would be paying a lot for gas. oh wait opec hates us and we are still paying a lot for gas!! well haliburton is making money!! and lockheed and the other defense contractors are rolling in the dough as well!!

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hotdogs rule. what the hell is violet crumble? does it attack people in groups?

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oh damn. hook me up with some o that then!!

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whats the problem with the wiring?

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ya know all this ranting about venomous bugs and crap i totally forgot to mention vegemite!!!!

i still dont totally understand it or what it really is. does it it come from fire infested animals? is it mined? im guessing since it has “veg” in the name that it is totally non-organic.

who do i gota cap to get a jar of that crap?

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the next plague will be cain toads that shoot napalm out of their butts.

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see i told ya you guys are fucked 🙂

CANBERRA, Australia (AP) — A plague of locusts has engulfed towns in Australia’s Outback, devastating crops just as farmers had begun recovering from a two-year drought.

The bugs started breeding in northeastern Australia after it was swamped by heavy rainfall late last month, and quickly migrated south to feed on newly planted crops of oats and alfalfa, agriculture officials said Tuesday.

“A thick haze of them came through over the weekend and chomped their way through our oats crop overnight,” said Bev Dennis from her farm in Tomingley, 340 miles west of Sydney.

The oats were intended for lambs, which have struggled for two years with little green grass to eat as vast tracts of Australia experienced their lowest levels of rainfall in a century.

“We were just staggering out of the drought — we are incredibly frustrated,” Dennis said. “I just kept on thinking it’s got to get better, but now we’ve got this.”

Agriculture officials have started spraying regions in southwest Queensland and northern New South Wales states with insecticide in an effort to stop the further spread of the plague, but they warn it could get much worse.

“Given the fact that adult locusts can migrate long distances — sometimes more than 310 miles in a night — the potential exists over the next few weeks for plague locusts to move into new areas,” Agriculture Minister Warren Truss said.

Dennis said the locusts had cost them “tens of thousands of dollars” in lost income.

“If only we could chocolate coat them and send them off somewhere to sell,” she said.

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*sigh*

:clown:

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im beginning to understand why that dude says crikey so damn much. i always thought new zealand was just full of sheep(after ph2t corrected my misconception that all you aussies were sheep farmers)

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CRIKEY!!!

id be careful man it probably shoots out poisonous spines or laser beams from its eyes.

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We don’t have bird eating spiders that is south america.

The Bird Eating Spider is one of Australia’s largest spiders. It is also known as the Barking Spider or Whistling Spider. The barking or whistling sound is a warning when the spider is disturbed and is made by rubbing their palps with their fangs. Selenocosmia crassipes is its Latin name, and it is closely related to the Barking Spiders of South America.

heh!! i know more about your dangerous animals than you.

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We don’t have bird eating spiders that is south america.

The Bird Eating Spider is one of Australia’s largest spiders. It is also known as the Barking Spider or Whistling Spider. The barking or whistling sound is a warning when the spider is disturbed and is made by rubbing their palps with their fangs. Selenocosmia crassipes is its Latin name, and it is closely related to the Barking Spiders of South America.

heh!! i know more about your dangerous animals than you.

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